Last Friday I received a call from the Los Angeles office of the US
Department of Agriculture.  I was informed that they had a foreign shipment
of plants bound for me in hand, and that "all your paperwork is in order,
but we suggest that you get a general permit."  I protested that the general
permit would only be required if I had an intent to profit from the plants.
(I knew this only because last week Wayne Turville asked if I could provide
information about a shipment that he had sent from Australia.  It was being
held in Los Angeles while the recipient was being pressured to get something
called a "general permit".  The recipient was a hobbyist who spoke little
English.  I had called the central office of the USDA to learn what a
general permit was about, and then informed Turville.  Apparently my report
came too late to avoid the recipient's purchase of the permit.)

When I protested the Los Angeles request, the caller asked if I was a
hobbyist, and when I answered in the affirmative he transferred me to a
supervisor.  I can't reproduce all the words of the supervisor, but they
included these phrases:  "When you order lots of plants, the computer spits
you out...it's for Washington...the expense of looking at the plants...the
general permit is only $70 for two years..."  Again I protested that I had
no intent to profit from the plants, and there should be no need to get a
general permit.  (This shipment consisted of about 20 small masdevallias and
disas, and the only other shipment I have had on my permit arrived last week
and consisted of 28 small dendrobiums.)  The supervisor backtracked quickly,
and became quite polite, though when he confirmed that he would send my
plants on to me that afternoon, he said he would include an application for
a general permit with them.  Not wanting to alienate him more (He had my
plants!), I said "fine".

Indeed, the general permit is not a great expense, but this way of dealing
with things to my mind takes advantage of those not familiar with the
system, asking (or rather, manipulating) them to help compensate for the
huge deficit resulting from the Bush Administration's tax cuts.  Had I not
investigated the rules last week, I might well have been intimidated into
purchasing the permit myself.  I have no idea whether the permit for the
hobbiest is free because of laws or regulations, but until the appropriate
lawmaking or regulatory body sees fit to change things, it seems to me that
hobbyists should not be dunned for more money.  The dunning probably adds
time delay to the shipment as well.  (Would they have held the plants for as
long as it took to reach me?)

Another oddity is that the call came from Los Angeles, and the callers
implied that they had my plants in hand.  My green and yellow mailing labels
are addressed to the Department of Agriculture in Jamaica, New York.
Perhaps the Los Angeles office is in charge of handling this dunning
operation for the entire country, regardless of where the plants are
physically?

I would be interested in hearing about any similar experiences others may
have had, and how people feel about the Department of Agriculture's approach
to recovering their costs.

Bob Gladstone
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