The actual story is that one day Adam looked around and saw that all creatures had mates. He was lonely and requested, "Lord, can you make for me a perfect companion?". The Lord hesitated a bit and replied, "Yes I can, but it will cost you an arm and a leg, quite literally." So Adam replied, "What can I get for a rib?"
Bonaventure Magrys Cliffwood Beach, NJ, USA ----- Original Message ----- Date: Thu, 02 Jun 2005 08:36:17 +0300 From: "Dr. Braem" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [OGD] Spareribs To: [email protected] Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" > > >From: Peter O'Byrne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: [OGD] Re:pollinators/creation > > > >>To solve that problem we are working on the mechanism of turning >>a sparerib into a blonde. >> >> > >Guido, you mustn't scoff. Stem-cell research is producing wonderful >results ... it won't be that much longer before the Koreans can turn >extract-of-sparerib into spare-parts-for-a-blonde. > Oh No Peter, we are much further than the Koreans. We actually already had a blonde made. She was looking pretty good but had a genetic defect. She spent half the day phoning and the other half of the day buying shoes. So we scrapped her again. I think we have identified the problem. I wrote the Vatican asking them to check the original bible texts to see if they could find any indication that would help us find out what rib to take. I think there must have been a translation mistake in the Bible version we used. Cheers Guido -- Prof. Dr. Guido J. Braem Naunheimer Str. 17 35633 Lahnau Deutschland/Germany _______________________________________________ the OrchidGuide Digest (OGD) [email protected] http://orchidguide.com/mailman/listinfo/orchids_orchidguide.com
