Guess i'm not operating on the cruddy, broken half!
On Sun, Apr 6, 2008 at 5:37 PM, Hans Elgelid <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Dear other half of The Internet, > As an unofficial representative of No Fucking Corporation, I would like > to personally thank you and the Guinea pigs for fixing it. Where would > we be without the Guinea pigs today? > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_pig > /All roads lead to Romelanda. > > Chris Spencer wrote: > > Dear Half of The Internet, > > > > As an official representative of The Internet Corporation, I would > > like to personally apologize for half of the Internet being down for > > months. Due to market fluctuations in the price of corn seed oil, the > > manufacturing cost of gerbil food sky rocketed. As a result, we were > > not able to adequately feed the immense herd of gerbils that power the > > Internet. We attempted to supplement the shortage of gerbil food with > > hummus, but the gerbils didn't go for it, considering it "too ethnic". > > With time running out, and customers becoming increasingly desperate > > to once again communicate with the other half of the Internet, we took > > drastic action. Working out deals with pet stores across the world, as > > well as the Bolivian animal trade, we managed to secure a large > > shipment of Guinea pigs. While fatter, slower, and notably less cute > > than their distant gerbil cousins, Guinea pigs are able to subsist > > from little more than grass and their own feces, allowing them to > > power the Internet at a much reduced cost. Once installed, the animals > > were able to bring back up half of the Internet, re-connecting half of > > the Internet's population. We most sincerely apologize for any > > inconvenience this outage may have inflicted on half of the Internet, > > and humbly ask for half of your forgiveness. > > > > Sincerely, > > The Internet Corporation > > > > _______________________________________________ > > osflash mailing list > > [email protected] > > http://osflash.org/mailman/listinfo/osflash_osflash.org > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > osflash mailing list > [email protected] > http://osflash.org/mailman/listinfo/osflash_osflash.org > -- : : ) Scott Helping your grandma on the interweb at: http://blog.criticalpile.com
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