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Nancy Pelosi, Pen Pal


August 20, 2010 -
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Edward Cline 

                                

http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/imgLib/20100819_PelosiLaugh.jpgEven
Levity can be leveraged… 

 

Roger L. Simon, writer, critic, and regular columnist for Pajamas Media and
other news outlets and blogs, responded to Speaker of the House Nancy
Pelosi’s remark on KCBS Radio in San Francisco that the funding behind the
effective and influential opposition to Imam Feisal Rauf’s Ground Zero
mosque (once Cordoba House, now called Park51) should be investigated.
Doubtless she had been informed that about 65% of Americans are opposed to
the mosque, and that this is largely a consequence of not only the
blogosphere, which is doing the MSM‘s job of actually reporting news that‘s
fit to report and print. 

 

It is also the result of the dedicated, concerted, and collective efforts of
critics operating independently on a total budget perhaps one one-hundredth
the size of her House of Representatives income. This does not include her
various Speaker perks, travel allowances (e.g., commandeered military
aircraft for junkets, for getting home to have dinner with her very quiet,
frightened-turtle, multi-millionaire hubby in San Francisco, and other
pressing, “official” business), a premium health care plan which most
taxpayers who are paying for it could not afford, a multitude of
reimbursable expenses, and other elitist benefits. 

 

Roger Simon, in “
<http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2010/08/18/investigate-me-nancy/>
Investigate Me, Nancy!” begs her in his “open letter” to Pelosi to please,
please investigate him, because it’s her patriotic duty to, well, squelch
all criticism of the Ground Zero mosque, ObamaCare, and other matters. It
would give her so much satisfaction. Otherwise, he might be taken for a
racist, or a bigot, or a cretin. He asks her to find and follow the money
trail, although he admits there is no trail to follow. Never mind Imam
Rauf’s own money trail, that’s completely “legitimate” it would certainly
not lead to states that sponsor terrorism and who plotted and funded the
9/11 attacks on this country. And as for Rauf’s credentials as an
“out-reacher” to all faiths and persuasions, well, he did attend some
suspicious conferences and once said (rather amusingly) that the only place
“interfaith dialogue” occurs is in hotel conference rooms, nowhere else if
he could help it, and that he really didn’t believe in it. 

 

I left a comment on Mr. Simon’s article which the satirist in me compels me
to enlarge upon. It is an imaginary but wholly credible “open letter” reply
from Nancy to Roger Simon. After all, they are both public figures, so, why
not be “open” about it? 

 

 

Dear Roger: 

 

 <http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/55971> Are you serious? Are you,
really? You’re not joking? I don’t know what I’ve said or done to earn
such…well…not to put too fine a word on it: Sarcasm? Invective? Hate? I’ve
half a mind (and I DARE you go comic about that!) to propose to the House
that someone introduce a bill that would ban all hateful thoughts and words
by outsiders (meaning the electorate, and especially Tea Partiers and
bloggers), spoken or printed, about the members here, including me, to
preserve the respect and dignity of my office and the House’s that we
deserve. 

 

We’d only need to dither over punishments and penalties -- behind closed
doors, of course, transparency has its limits and we couldn’t concentrate on
the bill’s particulars with lots of ignorant people shouting at us all the
time. Of course, you and everyone else “out there” would need to wait for
the bill to be passed and sent up to the Senate and the White House
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoE1R-xH5To> so you can see what’s in it. 

Of course, that would require the creation of a new federal enforcement
agency, and setting aside some budget money for it, or raising taxes, or
just ordering the Treasury Department to print the necessary funds. What
would the new agency be like? Something, well, a little like the Gestapo, or
the Stasi, or the KGB, but without any scary faces or anything. No trench
coats or fedoras or anything like that. You want effective, efficient
government? We can oblige you. I understand those people were very effective
moral conditioners and dispellers of bad feelings, even though they lacked
the sophisticated SWAT gear that exists today. So, do you really want me to
propose an investigation? 

Now, I really wouldn’t want to do such a thing, but you must admit it would
be good for the country, good for communications, a necessary corrective to
preserve the power and dignity of those who know better than you what’s good
for you in every little thing. You know how bad feelings and bad thoughts
can simply ruin perfectly good relationships, and here I thought we had one,
until people began asking me questions, and saying that “
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyTelRaoBAI> we lie,” and insisting on
poking their noses into the House’s business, and just behaving like
Americans gone wild. It’s intolerable and very saddening and I wonder just
what this country is coming to, what with all those disrespectful town hall
meetings and people waving silly flags and signs in Washington and all over.


About the Ground Zero mosque matter: We have reviewed all the information
available about Imam Rauf and his partners and his funding sources, and have
concluded that they’re irrelevant and the mosque will pose no security
threat to this country. Of course, all the available information is hard to
interpret, because all references to Muslims and Islam and terrorists have
been banned from intelligence memos and the like, so it’s just your word
against ours. Very difficult for you.

 

And, besides, to build or not to build the mosque is a local issue, very
pedestrian, hardly a national security one. Mayor Bloomberg said so -- bless
his heart, even though he’s a Republican -- and there’s the kind of
bipartisan cooperation I’ve been talking about for the longest time! And now
the archbishop of New York has endorsed the mosque, and he’s hoping Muslims
and Islam will let bygones be bygones, because it was a couple of Catholic
monarchs who kicked the Muslims out of Spain, wasn’t it? In 1492, when
Columbus discovered America? Or was that later? What a shame. Those poor
Muslims and Indians over here got such a raw deal in the same year. I’m told
that Indians contributed as much as the Muslims to this country, they
discovered the wheel and corn and stuff and I think I read somewhere that it
was a Muslim pilot who had a magnet or compass or something on the Piñata or
Pinto, one of those ships, that got Columbus over here in the first place. 

 

Besides, this whole “affront to the country” thing and claiming the mosque
at Ground Zero would be a victory symbol for Muslims overseas or the Taliban
people, is just a lot of emotionalism and horse apples, as my father used to
say. Smacks of the Ku Klux Klan and Rotary Club or Shriner bigotry. It would
be a victory for religious freedom in this country, and I challenge anyone
to prove to me that Islam is some kind of intolerant ideology bent on
replacing our beloved Constitution with Muslim law, like some kind of sneak,
as some right-wing paranoids are saying. I mean, I’m not an expert on Islam
or Muslims, but I did go to the Mideast and wore a scarf or negligee or
burqa or whatever that’s called. I admit Muslims wear funny clothes and do
funny things -- not at all like the solemn things we do in my parish church
-- you did know I’m a Catholic, right? -- but we must be tolerant of the
peculiar ways of all creeds.   

Now, Roger, if you want me to
<http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/id.7105/pub_detail.asp>
propose an
<http://theblogprof.blogspot.com/2010/08/audio-of-pelosi-we-need-to-investig
ate.html> investigation into your opposition funding, I will. All I have to
do is slip the word to the right people. But wouldn’t you just rather I hit
you over the head with my
<http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http://images.search.yahoo.
com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&va=nancy+pelosi+with+speaker+gavel&fr=slv8
-hpd05&w=610&h=593&imgurl=cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0byH24l3QQdZs/>
special Speaker’s gavel? I’ve acquired quite a swing! It would be so much
simpler a solution, and it would save time and taxpayer money! Don’t just
think of yourself, think of all the hard working Americans who’d have to pay
for
<http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/33287/Pelosi__Buy_Obamacare_or_go_t
o_Jail/> your incarceration. 

 

By the way, don’t write me off as un-reelectable. Our Leader and I and Mr.
Reid have some pretty tricky cards up our many and ample sleeves, so we’ll
have the last laugh. 

And, Roger, you know how I can laugh. In your face, or to the side, or up my
sleeve. 

As always, cordially, and impishly, your “public servant” (chuckle,
chuckle), 

Nancy Pelosi
Speaker of the House

United States Congress

 

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Contributing Editor
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Edward Cline is the author of a number of novels, and his essays,
<http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/id.2749/pub_detail.asp>
books, reviews, and other nonfiction have appeared in a number of
high-profile periodicals.

 



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