2010: Dawn of the Terran Empire?

Posted By Paul Hsieh On September 30, 2010 @ 12:00 am In Uncategorized | 3
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Remember that episode of Star Trek (original series) where Captain Kirk,
Scotty, Dr. McCoy, and Lt. Uhura accidentally transported
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror,_Mirror_%28Star_Trek:_The_Original_Seri
es%29>  into a parallel universe [1] which was an eerie mirror image of the
real world? The Federation was an evil "Terran Empire." Star Fleet officers
moved up not by merit, but by assassinating their superiors. And
mirror-universe Spock wore a cool goatee
<http://boingboing.net/2008/09/08/tshirt-know-your-spo.html>  [2].

Well, sometimes I feel like I've just woken up in a political parallel
universe. Otherwise, how else can we explain a world where:

Fidel Castro has admitted that Communism
<http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2010/09/fidel-cuban-model-
doesnt-even-work-for-us-anymore/62602/>  has failed in Cuba [3]? And Cuba is
adopting
<http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/09/24/business/global/AP-CB-Cuba-Econo
my.html?_r=2&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1285437704-r6AhP5OHnb9YaCILWnHobA>  capitalist
reforms [4]?

The Europeans are lecturing us about the need
<http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.a910dcb6b4dfcd94d6b8c5e432a9465
f.571&show_article=1>  to reduce government spending [5]?

France is chiding us for being too
<http://online.wsj.com/article/NA_WSJ_PUB:SB10001424052748704471504574441402
775482322.html>  soft on Iran [6]?

Sweden refused to
<http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/23/world/europe/23saab.html>  bail out its
leading car manufacturer Saab [7], whereas the U.S. bailed out
<http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124385428627671889.html>  General Motors
[8]?

Russia wants to return
<http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5072484/Russia-
backs-return-to-Gold-Standard-to-solve-financial-crisis.html>  to the gold
standard [9] to help solve the world financial crisis?

The Department of Justice, headed by an African-American attorney general in
the administration of the first African-American president, orders its
lawyers not
<http://pajamasmedia.com../../../../../blog/bombshell-defying-doj-instructio
ns-christopher-coates-will-testify-on-new-black-panther-case-%E2%80%A6-tomor
row/?singlepage=true>  to cooperate with a U.S. Civil Rights Commission [10]
investigation of voting rights violations?

Congressional Democrats who voted against "universal health care" are
trumpeting that <http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0910/41777.html>  fact
[11] in their re-election campaigns, whereas those who voted for it are
nervously changing the subject?

The NAACP praises
<http://dailycaller.com/2010/07/01/what-does-a-klansman-%E2%80%94-like-rober
t-byrd-%E2%80%94-have-to-do-to-win-the-approval-of-the-naacp/>  Klansmen
[12], while attacking
<http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/07/caught-on-tape-racist-naacp-le
ader-says-kenneth-gladney-not-black-enough-to-protect-hes-an-uncle-tom-video
/>  African-American grassroots activists [13] for standing up for their
rights?

Liberals who cut their teeth during the Vietnam War and civil rights
protests of the 1960s call for restoring
<http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/07/15/rangel-calls-military-draft-highlight-
disparities-service/>  the military draft [14]?

A first lady who can't get her husband to stop smoking wants to give
<http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2010/09/michelle-obama-obesity-r
estaurant-menus.html>  us healthy diet and lifestyle advice [15]?

The New York Times advocates restricting
<http://pajamasmedia.com../../../../../blog/ny-times-seizing-on-fear-pushes-
civil-rights-restrictions/>  the constitutional rights of American citizens
[16] who have committed no crimes?

A top Republican congressman touted as a defender of capitalism tells the
Wall Street Journal that one of the legitimate functions of government is
"securing
<http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704358904575478141708959932.h
tml>  some minimum standard of living [17]"?

On the other hand, I do like the fact that bacon
<http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/slideshows/2009/06/the_terrific_ten_slide
show#slide=1>  is now a health food [18].

I can no longer tell up from down.

I hope I wake up soon back in the normal universe. But if I don't, then at
least maybe Michelle Obama can persuade her husband to grow a cool goatee.

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URLs in this post: 

[1] transported into a parallel universe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror,_Mirror_%28Star_Trek:_The_Original_Serie
s%29

[2] cool goatee: http://boingboing.net/2008/09/08/tshirt-know-your-spo.html

[3] Communism has failed in Cuba:
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2010/09/fidel-cuban-model-d
oesnt-even-work-for-us-anymore/62602/

[4] adopting capitalist reforms:
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/09/24/business/global/AP-CB-Cuba-Econom
y.html?_r=2&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1285437704-r6AhP5OHnb9YaCILWnHobA

[5] need to reduce government spending:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.a910dcb6b4dfcd94d6b8c5e432a9465f
.571&show_article=1

[6] too soft on Iran:
http://online.wsj.com/article/NA_WSJ_PUB:SB100014240527487044715045744414027
75482322.html

[7] refused to bail out its leading car manufacturer Saab:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/23/world/europe/23saab.html

[8] U.S. bailed out General Motors:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124385428627671889.html

[9] return to the gold standard:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5072484/Russia-b
acks-return-to-Gold-Standard-to-solve-financial-crisis.html

[10] not to cooperate with a U.S. Civil Rights Commission:
http://pajamasmedia.com../../../../../blog/bombshell-defying-doj-instruction
s-christopher-coates-will-testify-on-new-black-panther-case-%E2%80%A6-tomorr
ow/?singlepage=true

[11] trumpeting that fact:
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0910/41777.html

[12] praises Klansmen:
http://dailycaller.com/2010/07/01/what-does-a-klansman-%E2%80%94-like-robert
-byrd-%E2%80%94-have-to-do-to-win-the-approval-of-the-naacp/

[13] attacking African-American grassroots activists:
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/07/caught-on-tape-racist-naacp-lea
der-says-kenneth-gladney-not-black-enough-to-protect-hes-an-uncle-tom-video/

[14] restoring the military draft:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/07/15/rangel-calls-military-draft-highlight-d
isparities-service/

[15] give us healthy diet and lifestyle advice:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2010/09/michelle-obama-obesity-re
staurant-menus.html

[16] restricting the constitutional rights of American citizens:
http://pajamasmedia.com../../../../../blog/ny-times-seizing-on-fear-pushes-c
ivil-rights-restrictions/

[17] securing some minimum standard of living:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704358904575478141708959932.ht
ml

[18] bacon is now a health food:
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/slideshows/2009/06/the_terrific_ten_slides
how#slide=1

 



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