http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/29/illegal-aliens-guide-to-top-five-b est-places-to-live-in-america/ Related Stories Dems Push Ahead With DREAM Act, as ICE Offers New Guidelines for Illegal Immigrant Cases <http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/27/dems-push-ahead-with-dream-act-a s-ice-offers-new-guidelines-for-illegal/> Ex-DC journalist says he's an illegal immigrant <http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/06/22/ex-dc-journalist-says-hes-illegal-immi grant/> Illegal immigrant youth 'come out' in reform push <http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/06/23/illegal-immigrant-youth-come-out-in-re form-push/> An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America By Bob Dane <http://www.foxnews.com/author/bob-dane/index.html> Published June 29, 2011 | FoxNews.com When relocating to the United States <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/u.s.htm#r_src=ramp> , its best to avoid states that have selfishly put the interests of their legal residents ahead of yours with laws that hinder your access to jobs and benefits. But many attractive destinations remain, endorsed by millions of illegal aliens already living in each. 1. California Californias state motto Eureka (I have found it!) aptly applies here. The state's population includes 3.2 million illegal aliens -- almost 24% of all illegal aliens in America -- have chosen the Golden State as their preferred domicile. Despite its $26 billion budget deficit, the state spends $21.5 billion dollars annually subsidizing illegal alien health care <http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/29/illegal-aliens-guide-to-top-five- best-places-to-live-in-america/> , education, welfare, other state benefits and criminal justice. Every California native-born household chips in $2438 each year to help. Unless you commit a violent felony, the state leaves you alone. Los Angeles Special Order 40 a sanctuary policy that sets the tone statewide - prevents local officers from inquiring about your immigration status. Many visitors head straight for Central Valley, which depends on a combination of immigration and irrigation to produce almost 8 percent of Americas total agricultural output. Youll be in good company <http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/29/illegal-aliens-guide-to-top-five- best-places-to-live-in-america/> because more than half of the farm workers in California have no work authorization. Of course dont forget in-state tuition for illegal aliens. Take advantage of the Dream Act in a place that can only be described as the Dream State for Illegal Aliens. 2. Montgomery Country, Maryland If jobs are what attract you, then this upscale community close to our nation's capital offers the mother of all magnets. The first step to getting a job is to visit a Casa De Maryland (CASA) Welcome Center <http://www.casademaryland.org/programs-mainmenu-73/guide-to-services2/1134- legal-services> . Their employment specialists help you find a job <http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/29/illegal-aliens-guide-to-top-five- best-places-to-live-in-america/> and dont give a hoot about your legal status. They will even help you acquire an IRS-issued taxpayer identification number <http://www.casademaryland.org/programs-mainmenu-73/guide-to-services2/1134- legal-services> because, of course, youre here illegally and not eligible for a real Social Security number <http://www.casademaryland.org/resources-mainmenu-100/reports-a-publications -mainmenu-70> . This powerful organization is truly the illegal alien Welcome Wagon with $16 million in assets, $4.9M of it acquired in 2010 from government contracts! Dont worry about Secure Communities because the County recently opposed its implementation. And for college-bound illegal aliens, take advantage of in-state-tuition now that the state passed the Maryland Dream Act. 3. Washington State Theres nothing like a valid drivers license in your hip pocket to help you navigate the U.S. at will. Most states require you to present your Social Security <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/social-security.htm#r_src=ramp> Number (SSN) to get one. Washington has made an exception. If you dont already have a fake SSN or arent borrowing one from a U.S. citizen simply sign a form and bring a utility bill along to prove youre living in the Evergreen State. Dont have a utility bill? Washington accepts Mexican Matrícula Consular ID cards as proof of identification. The state is not concerned with FBI <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/federal-bureau-of-investigation.htm# r_src=ramp> and Department of Justice <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/justice-department.htm#r_src=ramp> warnings that the cards are not reliable forms of ID and pose major criminal and potential terrorist threats. Dont even have a consular card? Thats even easier than getting a drivers license. Visit the Mexican Consulate in Seattle and bring a birth certificate (theyre not concerned about whose it is) and proof of address. Is this a great state or what? 4. Chicago - All of Illinois too! The Beatles <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/entertainment/music/pop-rock-1955-2002/the-be atles.htm#r_src=ramp> may have had you and Chicago -- the whole state even -- in mind when they sang <http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_beatles/with_a_little_help_from_my_fr iends.html> "I get by with a little help from my friends. Local politicians will entice you, excuse you, and if you dont mind terribly, use you. U.S. Senator Dick Durbin <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/richard-durbin.htm#r_src=ramp> is a good friend of illegal aliens and a stalwart supporter of the DREAM Act. U.S. Representative Luis Gutierrez is your other friend. Hes on record saying, I have only one loyalty, and thats to the immigrant community. Illinois Governor Pat Quinn <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/pat-quinn.htm#r_src=ramp> is also on your team. He recently told the federal government that Illinois will not participate in Secure Communities. What does remain is Chicagos sanctuary city <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/elections-2008/sanctuary-city.htm#r_ src=ramp> policy. You wont be asked any questions if you keep out of trouble but should you get jailed, no one will check your immigration status even when youre in custody. Finally, Chicagos mayor, Rahm Emmanuel understands your needs; he used to be President Obama <http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/obama-administration/barack-obama.ht m#r_src=ramp> s Chief of Staff. Hell do what he can locally to continue the presidents agenda of dismantling of immigration enforcement. Of course youll be expected to vote for all these folks once they figure out a way to make you legal but you'll get used to it, quid-pro-quo voting is a Chicago-style tradition. 5. New Haven, Connecticut New Haven is what its name implies a haven for illegal aliens. You wont need to fuss with legal documents like drivers licenses, social security <http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/29/illegal-aliens-guide-to-top-five- best-places-to-live-in-america/> card, Green Card, visa or passport; there is a card just for you. In 2007, this town became the first in the country to offer ID cards to residents, regardless of age or immigration status." The most useful aspect of having one of these cards is that it allows you to open a bank account <http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/29/illegal-aliens-guide-to-top-five- best-places-to-live-in-america/> and deposit money from the job youre working -- without legal authorization. Interestingly, the New Haven ID card has embedded holograms so that no one can ever steal your identity. Yales hometown has thought of everything right down to making sure no one in town ever has a phony illegal alien ID card. Final Tip Given that the citizens of these destinations keep voting for politicians who enact policies that welcome illegal immigration, were certain theyll be pleased by your arrival. Bob Dane is Communications Director for FAIR, the Federation for American Immigration Reform. Kristen Williamson is Communications Assistant for FAIR. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ -------------------------- Want to discuss this topic? Head on over to our discussion list, [email protected]. -------------------------- Brooks Isoldi, editor [email protected] http://www.intellnet.org Post message: [email protected] Subscribe: [email protected] Unsubscribe: [email protected] *** FAIR USE NOTICE. This message contains copyrighted material whose use has not been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. 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