http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-rees/riding-in-a-fighter-plane_b_110482.html
Bob Schieffer of Face The Nation made an important point: Unlike all-
American war hero John McCain, Barack Obama has never "ridden in a
fighter plane and gotten shot down."
In response, General Wesley Clark (traitor) said that riding in a
fighter plane and getting shot down. . . doesn't actually qualify a
person to be president.
How DARE left-wing pacifist Wesley Clark suggest that riding in a
fighter plane and getting shot down doesn't automatically qualify
someone to be president?
Riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down automatically
qualifies you to be anything.
(Except a good fighter pilot.)
Let's review:
Riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down: AUTOMATICALLY
QUALIFIES YOU TO BE PRESIDENT.
Riding on a city bus and running off a bridge: QUALIFIES YOU TO BE
VICE-PRESIDENT.
Riding on a rollercoaster and flying out of your seat but then landing
on a waterslide and sliding down to into the water and almost drowning
but then being rescued by an Elvis impersonator: QUALIFIES YOU TO BE
SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR.
Getting your foot run over by a fire truck: QUALIFIES YOU TO BE
COMMISSIONER OF THE FDA.
Riding on a unicycle while eating a bran muffin: QUALIFIES YOU TO BE
POET LAUREATE.
Falling off a really, really tall ladder and being captured by lawn
gnomes and taken to their underground lair (behind the azaleas) and
being tortured for five years by their evil, tiny ceramic hands:
QUALIFIES YOU TO BE DEPUTY SECRETARY OF DEFENSE FOR LANDSCAPING.
Getting really, really drunk at Thanksgiving and crying, "Why was I
never good enough for you, Dad?" and then literally eating a banjo,
and then saying, "Am I man enough NOW, Dad? Now that I've eaten my
banjo-- the one thing I loved, the one thing you could never
understand?": QUALIFIES YOU TO BE CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE.
Riding on one of those old-timey bicycles with the gigantic front
wheel and wearing a handlebar mustache and saying, "By Jove, isn't
everything wonderful here in olden tymes, I wonder what amusement is
to be had at the nickel-theatre": QUALIFIES YOU TO BE BOB SCHIEFFER.
Riding in a train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your
speed: QUALIFIES YOU TO BE UNDERSECRETARY OF STATE FOR INTERMINABLE
GUITAR SOLOS.
Riding in a fighter jet and solving the Sunday Times crossword puzzle:
QUALIFIES YOU TO BE CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT.
Happy Fourth of July!!!
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