Cute :-) Début du message réexpédié :
> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, > Was in her eighties > And had never been married. > She was admired for her sweetness > And kindness to all. > One afternoon the pastor > Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. > She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. > As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, > The young minister > Noticed a > Cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. > > The bowl was filled > With water, > And in the water > Floated, of all things, a condom! > When she returned > With tea and scones, > They began to chat. > The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity > About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the > better > of him and he could no longer resist. > 'Miss Beatrice', he said, > 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' > Pointing to the bowl. > 'Oh, yes,' she replied, > 'Isn't it wonderful? > I was walking through > The park a few months ago > And I found this little package > On the ground. > The directions said > To place it on the organ, > Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. > Do you know > I haven't had the flu > All winter!' _______________________________________________ OSX-Nutters mailing list | [email protected] http://lists.tit-wank.com/mailman/listinfo/osx-nutters List hosted at http://cat5.org/
