For half a second I thought he was really going... --Larry
On Jan 19, 2009, at 6:10 PM, [email protected] wrote: > MUGABE IN ISRAEL > > Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour > of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker > tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US > $500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US > $100.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They > come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped > home. > > The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to > ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you > would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough > diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy > enough generators to never have blackouts again.' > > The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, > and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that > chance.' > > -- > Advance and attack! Attack and destroy! Destroy and rejoice! > > _______________________________________________ > OSX-Nutters mailing list | [email protected] > http://lists.tit-wank.com/mailman/listinfo/osx-nutters > List hosted at http://cat5.org/ _______________________________________________ OSX-Nutters mailing list | [email protected] http://lists.tit-wank.com/mailman/listinfo/osx-nutters List hosted at http://cat5.org/
