On 2009-Jan-30, at 11:10, LuKreme wrote: > On 30-Jan-2009, at 04:08, Jared Earle wrote: >> On 30 Jan 2009, at 11:05, LuKreme wrote: >>> Apologise. >> >> You sorry sack of suds. There, I said "sorry". > > That seems like the best possible apology the US could give Iran, > right? I think it's one step up from "we're sorry your fundie wacko > government sucks."
[Kelinda's quarters] (Kelinda is at a desk, apparently working.) KIRK: Am I disturbing you? KELINDA: What is it you wish? KIRK: I wish to apologise. KELINDA: I don't understand, Captain. KIRK: For hitting you. I'm sorry. KELINDA: That is not necessary. You attempted to escape as we would have. KIRK: Yes, well, I don't usually go around beating up beautiful women. KELINDA: Why not? KIRK: Well, there are better things for men and women to do. KELINDA: Like what? (He strokes her collar bone.) KIRK: Is this where I hit you? KELINDA: No, the other side. KIRK: Oh. I'm sorry. (he kisses it) Is that better? KELINDA: Better? Was it intended as a remedy? KIRK: This is. (And gives her a full-on kiss with embrace.) KELINDA: Is there some significance to this action? KIRK: Well, among humans, it's meant to express warmth and love. KELINDA: Oh. You are trying to seduce me. I have been studying you. KIRK: Me? KELINDA: All humans. This business of love. You have devoted much literature to it. Why do you build such a mystique around a simple biological function? KIRK: We enjoy it. KELINDA: The literature? KIRK: Kelinda, I'm sorry I brought up the whole subject. KELINDA: Do you really regard this touching of the lips as pleasurable? KIRK: I did. KELINDA: Curious. Let me try. (She kisses him, and Rojan enters.) ROJAN: Is there some problem, Captain? KIRK: Not when I came in. (Kirk leaves) ROJAN: What did he want here? KELINDA: He came to apologise for hitting me. Apparently it involves some peculiar touching contact. ROJAN: In what manner? (she kisses him) Very odd creatures, these humans. Stardate: 4657.5 _______________________________________________ OSX-Nutters mailing list | [email protected] http://lists.tit-wank.com/mailman/listinfo/osx-nutters List hosted at http://cat5.org/
