Victorian government kicks off $100,000 app development contest

http://www.computerworld.com.au/article/337801/victorian_government_kicks_of
f_100_000_app_development_contest/?eid=-301 

 

Any Victorian resident can submit an idea for an application they think
would benefit Victorians

 

How about an app that simultaneously reduces the overheads that cripple live
music venues, stops government and charity marketing phone calls during
dinner, stops government propaganda junk mail in my letterbox, stops Brumby
appearing on radio and TV continuously with people nodding behind him, stops
government and councils from suing each other, and stops the government from
implementing laws without consultation with business and communities.

 

It's not Friday, but the stuff pasted below has gone viral and might be good
for a larf.

 

Greg

 

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT

Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known
to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312. 

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. 

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take
less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. 

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed
with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element
that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as
many pillocks but twice as many morons.

 

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