I drew a cartoon once of a guy rocking up to surgery to have a colonoscopy, with a box of popcorn in hand. Can't believe they let you watch that. No, that wasn't from experience, my dad gave me the idea for the joke.
http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=16965 Some things can not be unseen. On Wed, May 12, 2010 at 3:21 PM, Michael Minutillo < [email protected]> wrote: > I'm fine with all of that except the bit where you're awake watching them > do it. I don't care how much Valium or how many anesthetic eye drops I'm > given I'm not doing that. > > > On Wed, May 12, 2010 at 3:12 PM, David Connors <[email protected]> wrote: > >> On 12 May 2010 17:04, Stephen Price <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> Hmm... write/run a cool application or have my cornea's gouged out with >>> laser beams. Tough choice... >> >> >> I watched a bunch of youtube videos before my wife had Lasik ... I don't >> think they can really use any Lasik footage ever when trying to sell the >> operation at $2500 per eye. >> >> They peel your eyelids back with little clips and then put a mechanical >> clamp thing on your eyeball itself. Then they slice the top off your eyeball >> with a very, very, very small microtome. Then they vapourise the exposed bit >> of your eye with the Eye Laser (you have to say it like Dr Evil) before >> putting the flap they microtomed off back over (that helps it heal faster >> apparently). >> >> I think I just talked 300 people out of Lasik. >> >> -- >> David Connors ([email protected]) >> Software Engineer >> Codify Pty Ltd - www.codify.com >> Phone: +61 (7) 3210 6268 | Facsimile: +61 (7) 3210 6269 | Mobile: +61 417 >> 189 363 >> V-Card: https://www.codify.com/cards/davidconnors >> Address Info: https://www.codify.com/contact >> >> > > > -- > Michael M. Minutillo > Indiscriminate Information Sponge > Blog: http://wolfbyte-net.blogspot.com >
