Argon walks into a bar and the barman says "we don't serve your kind here." Argon doesn't react.
A neutrino walks into a bar. When the barman asks if it wants a drink it says "Nah, just passing through" A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The barman refuses to serve it and it leaves without any resistance. Schroedingers Cat walks into a bar And doesn't All Brian Marlowe (the science comedian) jokes ;) On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 2:08 PM, Noon Silk <[email protected]> wrote: > On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 4:57 PM, Michael Minutillo > <[email protected]> wrote: > > A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. > > "How much?" he asks. > > The barman replies, "for you, no charge" > > Warning, slightly rude joke I just invented: > > Q: How does superman entertain many women at once? > A: Superposition > > -- > Noon Silk > > http://dnoondt.wordpress.com/ (Noon Silk) | http://www.mirios.com.au:8081> > > Fancy a quantum lunch? > http://www.mirios.com.au:8081/index.php?title=Quantum_Lunch > > "Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy — the joy > of being this signature." >
