I would like to thank the academy for my nomination.
I'm so honoured that I'm using Times New Roman to create the impression of a formal occasion. I'd like to use a 16pt font with elegant curls on it like a wedding invitation, but it probably won't display in most email readers. However, I feel I have been nominated in the wrong category. The Drama Queen category implies that I fabricate or exaggerate my stories, which I deny using an italic underlined font. I think I should be nominated in the Documentary category, as it pleases me to imagine that my tales of suffering and lamentation are more like those of a war reporter on the front line, at the bleeding edge, doing the bleeding impossible. Cheers, Greg
