On Thu, Jun 7, 2012 at 8:38 PM, Ian Thomas <[email protected]> wrote:
> As a follow-up –since it is nearly Friday now – I thought this was a very
> analytical and almost cruel response to our hard-working friends in the
> (mainly) off-shore call centres. After all, they’re only trying to earn a
> quid (or rupee), and some of them may be better educated than us and earning
> very little for their education and the sacrifice to get it.
>
>
>
> I know their drill, and have the process down pat with these guys.
>
> I did this several months ago, and managed to keep them on the phone for
> about 50 minutes playing as a dumb end user.
>
> I even allowed them remote access to a sandboxed VM, and recorded the screen
> session. They get you to go to run and type “inf virus”. It opens the
> C:\Windows\inf and they tell you that each of the files listed is a virus J
> Next, they took remote control of the VM using Citrix GoToAssist, and opened
> the Windows System event log, and said that everything with a red x is a
> virus. I threw them because I cleared the System event log prior and it was
> only informational messages displayed! So the guy stumbled, and said because
> there was more than 20 informational events, that it was a virus.

With the comments recently about OS versions, I'd be tempted to throw
them a version of Win3.1, or Metro...

>
> Classic… I had to help them along with the scam because they were so bad at
> it.
>
> Following on, the rest of the scam is to download a their software from
> amazon, for around $300 or so to fix the problem, at which point I kept them
> going on in circles.
>
> They caught on at this stage, and after speaking to about 4 different people
> they realised they weren’t getting anywhere with this “dumb arse” end user J
>
> I traced their sources, IP addresses logged, and the screen recorded.
>
> Submitted to AFP with the evidence – got a phone call from the AFP a week or
> so later, saying they traced it back to a service run out of Sydney, but was
> VoIP and sent offshore from there, so they couldn’t trace it any further.
>

Damn!

> I think I have done my civic duty J
>
> Usually, I just resort to telling them (the helpful computer maintenance
> guys) to go away, and then I end the phone call.
>
> I have more problem with (local) charities that have somehow got my number
> and name, and won’t be told to desist. And they are exempt from the
> Australian “Do Not Call” Register.

I want a 1900 number.  THat'd make it worth my while keeping them on the line.

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