Guys

Not really a .net specific post, but I thought I'd share anyway.

I'm working on a database at the moment that is used to record heart rates
and other biometric data in high intensity exercise scenarios.

We're working with an offshore company, creating what is essentially a copy
of part of their existing database, with modifications to suit our
particular requirements. The guy at the other end said he would give me a
database diagram together with a dump of the relevant data into Excel so
that I could see how it all hangs together.

First off, he tried to shoehorn the data from about 20 different SQL tables
into a single spreadsheet. Not a workbook with multiple sheets, a single
sheet.

I could probably live with that, except he grabbed the wrong data before he
sent it to me. Instead of heart rate and respiratory data, I got a set of
tables that provided links to porn sites and sex videos, handbag sales,
pharmaceuticals, products made from Canadian geese, hair loss tonics,
gambling sites, horse racing, Viagra and Cialis, and a variety of other
things.

It was clearly a data set that is used as the basis for a spam sending
application. Talk about busted!

I should be pissed off with them for wasting my time, but I'm laughing too
hard. Needless to say I'll not be taking anything they say seriously from
now on!

Cheers

Grant

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