Something light which I thought many of you could identify with:
Cheers,
Felicity
> The Bathroom Door is Closed!
>
> Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions.
> Wait until I get out.
> Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, I am not
>trapped.
> I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were
> born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I
>was in there, but, it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.
> Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.
> Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door. Do not go running back to
>the phone yelling 'She's in the BATHROOM!'
> Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
> Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This
>was only funny when you were two.
> Do not slide pennies, Leggos, or notes under the door. Even when you
>were two, this got a little tiresome.
> If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking
>as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for
>me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.
> Oh.... And yes, I still love you.
>
> Mom/Dad
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