> >> > WOMEN'S ENGLISH
> >>> > ---------------
> >>> > Yes = No
> >>> > No = Yes
> >>> > Maybe = No
> >>> > I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
> >>> > We need = I want
> >>> > It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
> >>> > Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
> >>> > We need to talk = I need to complain
> >>> > Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
> >>> > I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
> >>> > You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
> >>> > This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
> >>> > I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
> >>> > Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
> >>> > I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
> >>> > How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not
going
> to like
> >>> > I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on
> TV
> >>> > Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
> >>> > You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
> >>> > Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead
> >>> > Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he
> goes to sleep
> >>> > I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is
important
> >>> > Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > MEN'S ENGLISH
> >>> > -------------
> >>> > I'm hungry = I'm hungry
> >>> > I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
> >>> > I'm tired = I'm tired
> >>> > Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >>> > Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >>> > Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >>> > May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >>> > Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
> >>> > You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
> >>> > What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out
of
> this
> >>> > What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are
> you going through now?
> >>> > What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
> >>> > I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
> >>> > I love you = Let's have sex now
> >>> > I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!
> >>> > Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
> >>> > Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look
that
> much different!
> >>> > Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
> person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
> >>> > I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress
and
> let's go home!
> >>> > I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am
gay
>
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