This had to be writen by a man.  LOL.
Rhonda
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> MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
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> Element : Woman
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> Chemical symbol : Wo
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> Discoverer : Adam
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> Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200kg.
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> Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
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> Physical Properties :
>           Surface usually covered with painted film.
>           Boils at various temperatures.
>           Freezes for no known reason
>           Melts if given special treatment
>           Bitter if incorrectly used.
>           Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
>           Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
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> Chemical Properties :
>           Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious
>           stones.
>           May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no
>           known reason.
>           Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by
saturation
>           in alcohol.
>           Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
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> Common Uses :
>           Mainly ornamental.
>           Very effective cleaning agent.
>           Excellent application for all domestic areas.
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> Tests :
>           Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state.
>           Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.
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>   Potential Hazards :
>           Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands.
>           Illegal to possess more than one example of the substance,
>           although several can be maintained in different locations as
>           long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each
>           other.
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