This had to be writen by a man. LOL. Rhonda > > > MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET > > Element : Woman > > Chemical symbol : Wo > > Discoverer : Adam > > Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200kg. > > Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. > > Physical Properties : > Surface usually covered with painted film. > Boils at various temperatures. > Freezes for no known reason > Melts if given special treatment > Bitter if incorrectly used. > Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. > Yields to pressure applied to correct points. > > Chemical Properties : > Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious > stones. > May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no > known reason. > Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation > in alcohol. > Most powerful money reducing agent known to man > > Common Uses : > Mainly ornamental. > Very effective cleaning agent. > Excellent application for all domestic areas. > > Tests : > Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state. > Turns green when placed next to a better specimen. > > Potential Hazards : > Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands. > Illegal to possess more than one example of the substance, > although several can be maintained in different locations as > long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each > other. > > > _________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. > > -- This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe.
