Might be good for a laugh. -----Original Message----- From: Chrissy Lynch Sent: Thursday, 27 September 2001 10:11 To: Brian Meldrum; Carolyn Pridham; Colin Larkin; Jeannie O'Callaghan; Melinda Bouter; Pam Costello; Vicky Geary; Andrea Ng (E-mail); Anita Puljic (E-mail); Edna Kendrick (E-mail); Ian Old (E-mail); Kylie Krome (E-mail); Lexie Clark (E-mail); Trudy Penman (E-mail); Vicki & Craig Jones (E-mail) Subject: 1997 Best Bumper Stickers
> > THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS > > Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. > > Horn broken, watch for finger. > > Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton. > > All men are idiots... I married their king. > > The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. > > If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. > > Help wanted: Telepath -- you know where to apply > > I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. > > I'm just driving this way to piss you off. > > Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. > > I love cats... they taste just like chicken > > Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. > > Keep honking, I'm reloading. > > Hang up and drive. > > Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. > > Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. > > Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. > > I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. > > Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. > > Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT! > > Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > > It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. > > If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? > > Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! > > Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. > > He/She who laughs last thinks slowest. > > Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. > > Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. > > Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. > > Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. > > Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home. > > Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? > > > > _______________________________________________________ > NOTICE - This message contains privileged and confidential information > intended only for the use of the addressee named above. If you are not > the intended recipient of this message you > are hereby notified that you must not disseminate, copy or take any action > in reliance on it. If you have received this message in error please > notify Roberts & Morrow, Armidale immediately. > > Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender, > except where the sender specifically states them to be the views of > Roberts & Morrow, Armidale. > _______________________________________________________ > > -- This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe.
