Just had to send this on too. It made me laugh out loud
 
 A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a
 mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved,
 signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all she
 could.
 
 When the time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully 
for
 weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
 
 When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had 
obtained
 a mark of 150%.
 
 Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying "I don't want to 
appear
 ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had 
been
 an error which needed adjusting."
 
 The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart 
perfectly,
 which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
 again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.
 
 I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler.
 



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