----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 6:53
PM
Subject: we have life all back to
front!
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life
is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end
of
it?
A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is
all
backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you
go
live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too
young,
go collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day.
You work forty years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have
no
responsibilities,
you become a little baby, you go back into the
womb, you spend your last
9 months floating with luxuries like central
heating,spa,room service on
tap,
then you finish off as an
0rgasm!
Amen."
Jo Bainbridge
founding member CARES
SA
email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
phone: 08
8365 7059
birth with trust, faith &
love...
