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Did you know that you can
tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or
not.
> > 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women > > make love they produce amounts of the hormone
oestrogen, which make > > hair shiny and skin smooth. >
> > > 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering > > dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses > > the pores and makes your skin glow. >
> > > 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that > > romantic dinner. > > > > 4. Sex
is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and > >
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable >
> than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! >
> > > 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases the body > > endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a
sense of euphoria and > > leaving you with a feeling of
well-being. > > > > 6. The more sex you have, the more
you will be offered. The sexually > > active body gives off
greater quantities of chemicals called > > pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! > > >
> 7. Sex is the safest tranquilliser in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE > > EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. > > > > 8.
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing > >
encourages > > saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid > > that causes decay, preventing plaque
build-up. > > > > 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking session can release > > the tension that restricts
blood vessels in the brain. > > > > 10. A lot of
lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural > >
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. >
> > > This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
The original > > is in a room in Malaise. It has been sent around
the world nine > > times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot
Sex Fairy" will visit > > you within four days of receiving this
message, provided you, in > > turn, send it on. If you don't then
you will never receive good sex > > again for the rest of your
life. You will eventually become > > celibate, and your genitals
will rot and fall off. This is no joke! > > Send copies to people
you think need sex (who doesn't?) Don't send > > money, as the
fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this > > message.
This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please > > send
ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy > >
must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you
are > > not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10
copies of this > > message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or
you will not have good > > sex again for the rest of your life
!!!! > > BRING ON THE HOT SEX FAIRY!
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