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> > HOW
TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
> >
> > 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
CITIZEN.
> >
> > 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
> >
> > 3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
>SUPERHIGHWAY.
> >
> > 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
COMPANION.
> >
> > 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
> >
> > 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
>INCONVENIENCED.
> >
> > 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
> >
> > 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
ENHANCED.
> >
> > 9. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
> >
> > 10. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
PECTORALLY
>SUPERIOR.
> >
> > 11. She is not a TWO BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST
SERVICE
>PROVIDER.
> >
> >
> > HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
> >
> > 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID
GRAIN
>STORAGE
> > FACILITY.
> >
> > 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
> >
> > 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE
> > DESTINATIONS.
> >
> > 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
> >
> > 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
>DIFFERENTIAL
> > RELATIONSHIPS.
> >
> > 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY
>HORIZONTAL.
> >
> > 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ARSE - He develops a case
of
>RECTAL-CRANIAL
> > INVERSION
> >
> > 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
> >
> > 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED.
> >
> > 10. He is not PERVING - He is taking an AESTHETIC INTEREST
> >
> > 11. He is not EASY - He is NON-DISCRIMINATORY
> >
> >
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