Re: [ozmidwifery] salad tongs, crotchet hooks and the hover!

[Julie Garratt]

How about they give themselves a frontal lobotomy with a set of salad tongs before using forceps.

 

This sounds like a plan!

                              Julie'',

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From: Tom, Tania and Sam Smallwood

Sent: Tuesday, 12 November 2002 4:20 PM

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Subject: Re: [ozmidwifery] ARM and crotchet hooks

 

and perhaps be proficient at vacuuming an entire house (unprompted, of
course!) before touching a Ventouse....!!!

Love it!

Tania
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From: Larry & Megan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: ozmidwifery <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, November 12, 2002 2:53 PM
Subject: [ozmidwifery] ARM and crotchet hooks


> Yesterday my lovely Mum was teaching me how to crotchet and it got me
> thinking about artificial rupturing of membranes. I thought it appropriate
> that before any practitioner was let loose on a woman to perform this
> procedure, they had to first make a baby rug or something and master the
> crotchet hook.
> What do you think?
> hehehe
> Megan.
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