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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,

Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as
Premiership 5.0 and Playstation 3.0.

And now the Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housekeeping 2.6 simply
crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate.



Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of these
applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 and Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a particularly bad program that will also create Snoring
Loudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or try reinstalling
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck

Tech Support.
 
So that's the problem - cold tongue and flannel jarmies!!
Pinky


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