Hi Laraine, Thanks - its one of those nights - Saturday - NO-Sleep over ( 3 eleven year old boys/ sleeping bags on lounge floor/ videos/pillow fights - noisy of course!) a laugh helps!
This one applies so well to me!! 'And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may = be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow' Pinky ----- Original Message ----- From: "Laraine Hood" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, December 07, 2002 11:07 PM Subject: [ozmidwifery] Stress!!! > > > Found this in our local motorcycle newsletter, and thought you'd enjoy a = > > giggle.... > > > > A Prayer for the Stressed > > Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, > > The courage to change the things I cannot accept, > > & the wisdom to hide the bodies of those People I had to kill today = > > because they pissed me off. > > > > And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may = > > be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. > > > > Help me always to give 100% at work.... > > 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40 % on Wed, 20% on Thurs and 5% on = > > Friday. > > > > And help me to remember ..... when I am having a really bad day, and it = > > seems people are really trying to piss me off,=20 > > that it takes 42 muscles to frown=20 > > and only 4 to extend my middle finger .... =20 > > > > Amen. > > > > ------=_NextPart_000_0009_01C29E2B.BF306F40 > > Content-Type: text/html; > > charset="iso-8859-1" > > Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable > > > > <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> > > <HTML><HEAD> > > <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = > > charset=3Diso-8859-1"> > > <META content=3D"MSHTML 5.50.4134.600" name=3DGENERATOR> > > <STYLE></STYLE> > > </HEAD> > > <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Found this in our local motorcycle = > > newsletter, and=20 > > thought you'd enjoy a giggle....</FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>A Prayer for the Stressed</FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Grant me the serenity to accept the = > > things I cannot=20 > > change,</FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>The courage to change the things I = > > cannot=20 > > accept,</FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>& the wisdom to hide the bodies of = > > those People=20 > > I had to kill today because they pissed me off.</FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>And also, help me to be careful of the = > > toes I step=20 > > on today as they may be connected </FONT><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>to = > > the ass that=20 > > I may have to kiss tomorrow.</FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Help me always to give 100% at=20 > > work....</FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40 % on = > > Wed, 20% on=20 > > Thurs and 5% on Friday.</FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>And help me to remember ..... when I am = > > having a=20 > > really bad day, and it seems people are really trying to piss me off,=20 > > </FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>that it takes 42 muscles to frown = > > </FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>and only 4 to extend my middle finger=20 > > .... </FONT></DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> > > <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Amen.</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML> > > > > ------=_NextPart_000_0009_01C29E2B.BF306F40-- > > > > > > -- > This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. > Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe. > -- This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe.
