Several years ago, Great
Britain funded a study to determine why
the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head
of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man
with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the French declared that the British
were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same
subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000,
they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the
shaft to provide the woman with more sexual pleasure.
When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided
to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive
research and a cost of around $75, the Aussies study was complete.
They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis
is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and
hitting him in the forehead.
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