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Have a good day
Rhonda
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an
oxygen mask over his
mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge
his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are
my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't
know Mr Jones, I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
He
struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the
nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face
and
hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting
a little distraught so
marched over to inquire what was
wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being
a nurse of long-standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped
back
the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis
out of the
way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced
the bed clothes
and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"
At
this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test
results back???
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