Hi Pinkey and all, You will appreciate this:) Julie'',
> Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here > are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR > aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... > > 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of > blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colours > (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print > editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. > > 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and > watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of > perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with > handheld fan and tiny tissues. > > 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels > shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy > tweezers and magnifying mirror. > > 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps > with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the > tummy front, two-Muumuus with tummy-support panels are > included. > > 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto > heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's > dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice > stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. > > 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky > crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin > Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive > age-blasting cosmetics. > > 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a > cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off > her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and > Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white > and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch. > > 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. > Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal > trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with > Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and > heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a > real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do." > > 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with > Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat. > > 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally > caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does > Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, > she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a > little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet > Coke. > > 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants > when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and > cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on > the couch watching the tube, clicking through the > channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus > this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner > Self" is included. > > =End > > > -- This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe.
