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not mid related, but shoud bring a smile!!
> > > > > > > > What did you do today???
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> > > > > > > > One afternoon a man came home
from work to find total
> > > > > > > > mayhem in his house.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > His three children were
outside, still in their
> > > > > > > > pajamas, playing in the
mud,with empty food boxes and
> > > > > > > > wrappers strewn all around
the front yard.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The door of his wife's car
was open, as was the front
> > > > > > > > door to the house. Proceeding
into the entry, he found
> > > > > > > > an even bigger mess.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A lamp had been knocked over,
and the throw rug was
> > > > > > > > wadded against one wall. In
the front room the TV was
> > > > > > > > loudly blaring a cartoon
channel, and the family
> > > > > > > > room was strewn with toys and
various items of
> > > > > > > > clothing.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > In the kitchen, dishes filled
the sink, breakfast food
> > > > > > > > was spilled on the
counter,dog food was spilled on the
> > > > > > > > floor, a broken glass lay
under the
> > > > > > > > table, and a small pile of
sand was spread by the back
> > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He quickly headed up the
stairs, stepping over toys
> > > > > > > > and more piles of clothes,
looking for his wife. He
> > > > > > > > was worried she may be ill,
or that something serious
> > > > > > > > had happened.
> > > > > > > > He found her lounging in the
bedroom, still curled in
> > > > > > > > the bed in her
pajamas,reading a novel. She looked up
> > > > > > > > at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He looked at her bewildered
and asked,"What happened
> > > > > > > > here today?"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She again smiled and
answered, "You know every day
> > > > > > > > when you come home from work
and you ask me what in
> > > > > > > > the world did I do today?"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Yes" was his incredulous
reply.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She answered, "Well, today I
didn't do it."
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