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OOO, reading this brings a tear to the eye!
owww!!
> > > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but
> > > > > there's no need to worry. By taking a few
minutes each
> > > > > day for a week preceding the exam, and doing
the
> > > > > following practice exercises, you will be
totally
> > > > > prepared. And you can do this right in your
own home!
> > > > Exercise 1:
> > > > > Open your refrigerator door and insert one
breast
> > > > > between the door and the main box. Have one
of your
> > > > > strongest friends slam the door shut and
lean on the
> > > > > door for good measure. Hold that position
for five
> > > > > seconds (while you hold your breath). Repeat
again,
> > > > > in case the first time wasn't effective
enough.
> > > > > Exercise 2:
> > > > > Visit your garage at 3 am when the
temperature
> > > > > of the cement floor is just perfect. Take
off
> > > > > your clothes and lie comfortably on the
floor
> > > > > with one breast wedged under the rear tire
> > > > > of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the
> > > > > car up until your breast is sufficiently
> > > > > flattened and chilled. Turn over and
> > > > > repeat for the other breast.
> > > > > Exercise 3:
> > > > > Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip
to the
> > > > > waist. Invite a stranger into the room.
Press the
> > > > > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash
the
> > > > > bookends together as hard as you can. Set an
> > > > > appointment with the stranger to meet
> > > > > next week and do it again!!
> > > >
> > > > > CONGRATULATIONS!
> > > > > Now you have nothing at all to worry about
when you go for
>your
> > >Mammogram!
> > > > > And just a thought for all you women out
there: > MENtal
>illness,
> > >MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause. notice
how all of
>women's
> > >problems start with men?
> > > > and when we have real problems, it's
HISterectomy!
> > > > Send this to all the women you know, and brighten
their day!...
>P.S.
> > >Don't forget the "GUY"necologist!
>
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