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After a heated debate this morning with my dearest pig headed husband
- Can I enter him PLEASE!!!!
He seemed think that as I had got one child to school and one to
child care and had got half way through compiling and calculating the GST
and BAS for the past three months by 10.30am -
but had not cleaned the lounge or done the dishes
or got a load of washing on - I obviously had done NOTHING!
He mind you had got out of bed (major task) - gone to the toilet
(another major task) and got dressed ( so much effort) and eaten his
breakfast.
So of course HE had done so much more than me.
Thank you so much for this it really made my day.
Rhonda (who does nothing - of course!)
-------Original Message-------
Date: Thursday, 16
October 2003 03:04:35 PM
Subject: [ozmidwifery]
Fw: The Next Survivor Series
----- Original Message -----
From: "Vicki Maher"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To:
"Aileen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc:
"Terry & Greg" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Terrie"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Tamara" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Steve &
Laura" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Steve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Peta
Ann Paget" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Pauline" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Linda"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Kerry Bradley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Kelly"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Karen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Jo
J" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Jennifer Buckland" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Emma
& David" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Cheryl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Charlie"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Carol O'B"
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"Carol & Peter" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Barbara"
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"Amanda" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
"Allison"
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Sent:
Monday, October 13, 2003 9:04 PM
Subject: Fw: The Next Survivor
Series
>
> Take Care
> Luv
>
Vicki
>
>
>
> The Next Survivor
Series
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
THE
>
> NEXT
>
> SURVIVOR
>
>
SERIES
>
> *
>
> *
>
>
*
>
> *
>
> Six married men
>
> will
be dropped
>
> on an island
>
>
with
>
> 1 car and 4 kids
>
>
each,
>
> for 6 weeks.
>
> Each kid plays two
sports
>
> and either
>
> takes
>
>
music or
>
> dance classes.
>
> *
>
>
*
>
> *
>
> There is no access to fast
food.
>
> ***
>
>
> Each man must take care
of his 4 kids, keep his
>
> assigned house clean, correct all
homework, complete
>
> science projects, cook, do laundry,
etc.
>
>
>
> The men only have access to
television when the
>
> kids are asleep and all chores are
done. There is
>
> only one TV between them
>
>
and
>
> there is NO REMOTE
>
>
*****
>
>
>
> The men must shave their
legs,
>
> wear makeup daily,
>
> which they must
apply themselves,
>
> either while driving or
>
>
while making four lunches.
>
>
>
>
*****
>
> They must attend weekly PTA
meetings;
>
> *
>
> clean up after their sick
children at 3:00 a.m.;
>
> *
>
> make an Indian
hut model with six toothpicks,
>
> a tortilla and one
marker;
>
> *
>
> and get a 4-year-old to eat a
serving of peas.
>
> *
>
> *
>
>
*
>
> *
>
> The kids vote them off the island,
based on performance.
>
>
> ****
>
> The
last man wins ......
>
>
>
> only if
............
>
>
>
> he has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a
>
> moment's
notice.
>
> *
>
> *
>
>
*
>
>
>
> If the last man does win, he can play
the game over and over again
> for the next 18-25 years...eventually
earning the right to be called
>
> "Mother."
>
>
*****
>
> *****
>
> One more thing, they cannot
kill themselves or the kids, or
> they automatically get voted
off.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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