Title: :-)
That's great and brings back memories for me!!!!
 
Another one I recall is when my son was about 8 months old and I was breastfeeding him on the lounge.  A car went past outside and beeped it's horn at someone and my son put his hand up and gave a wave in the air... just as I thought he was nodding off to sleep!  It was incidently his first ever wave!  Pretty cute I thought.
 
Helen
 
 
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 5:34 AM
Subject: [ozmidwifery] :-)

TABLE MANNERS

I came to take their order,
The man sat opposite his wife.
She was hunched over,
and her shirt distended oddly.
Then I spied two feet
sticking out under the top.
The toes wiggled.

I asked them what they'd like.
The man was balding and fit.
He wanted some water and some chips.
The wife was radiant.
She ordered
some pasta,
some salad,
some bread,
some queso,
some water,
some Diet Coke,
and some green fried tomatoes.

At that, the curtain went up.
The veil was lifted.
I saw the glistening nipple,
dripping with milk.
I heard a small, high voice,
self-possessed and sure.
"Quiche,"  she said.

Susan Morrison-Kilfoyle

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