Assalamualaikum.Wr.Wb.
Copy from milist Sunnah
Allah's/God's Revelation:
How To Wash Vagina/Puki After Menses
by Malaysian muslims
(from: a Malaysian mailing list )
u r one bldy stink.
shrifah wrote:
Allah's/God's Revelation: How To Wash Vagina/Puki
After Menses
Intan to Shrifah :
This is hillarious!!! better than any of those jokes
forwarded here....i was laughing thru out the posting.
Shrifah :
Intan. This is no laughing matter. This is my
religion you are talking about. I will hunt you down
and kill you for
insulting God/Allah and the Prophet.
Shrifah :
Note my fellow learned and respected sunnis and what
they said :-
Rabuan : denying the Hadith is denying the Quran
Lobotes Surinamensis: If it's from a hadith that is
sahih, I do not question it as it comes from God.
Hassan Omar : but that's the best line to take if we
really care about what Allah want from us
Abdul Rahman : Because the Al Hadeeth is REVELATION
FROM GOD
Intan to Shrifah :
I supposed since the hadith is revelation from God,
then i should remind everyone close to me to use their
left
hands.......or prepare to go to
hell. but what if their left hand is injured, would
they rot in hell if they use the other hand?
Shrifah:
Intan you are a crazy GAH. Your husband or boyfriend
will rot in Hell if they use their Right Hand to wash
their penis or
testicles. Why Intan do you want your boyfriend or
husband to
take this risk by disobeying God/Allah. Be a good
sunni. Everyday I
ask my mother to tell my father to wash his penis and
testicles with his left
hand. This is God's
Revelation that we are talking about!
Intan to Shrifah :
oh, wait, this is for guys only right? what about
women? is there revelation on this? can i assume she
can use either
hands? help, i'm getting nervous here.
LOL!!!!!...shrifah, which hand
do you use?
Shrifah :
That is the trouble with you GAHs who call
yourselves Muslims. You do
not believe in Allah's/God's Revelation in Sahih
Hadiths. For us sunniwomen I have to admit that
God/Allah did not
reveal to us which hand to wash our vaginas/pukis.
However God/Allah in all
His Wisdom gave us sunni women some advice about
washing our Vaginas/Pukis.
Sahih Bukhari
Volume 1 : Number 312
Narrator : Aisha
An Ansari woman asked the Prophet how to take a bath
after finishing from the menses. He replied, "Take a
piece a cloth
perfumed with musk and clean the private parts with it
thrice." The
Prophet felt shy and turned his face. So I pulled her
to me and told her
what the Prophet meant.
Rabuan to Bala :
the Quran can only be interpreted by Allah Himself,
through His Prophet.That's how the Hadiths come about.
Now,
denying the hadith, is denying the Quran itself.
Shrifah : I am a good sunni. I do not deny the Hadith.
After
finishing my menses I take a piece of cloth perfumed
with musk
and clean my vagina/puki with it three times. Death to
GAH. Kill Intan who do
not know about this Revelation from God/Allah. They
dare to deny the
Hadith which is equivalent to denying the Quran. We
must kill those
who call themselves Muslims. They are rejecting God's
Revelation. The only people assured of heaven are the
Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah.
The people whose women clean their vaginas/pukis with
musk three times after
menses.
Lobotes Surinamensis to Intan :
If it's from a hadith that is sahih, I do not
question it as it comes from God. If it comes from the
Quran, as it comes
from God, I do not question it. Do you? Like I said,
if it is logic you
seek, it is science you crave, if not it's faith...
Shrifah :
I am a good sunni. I do not question Sahih Bukhari.
What Bukhari wrote is from God. After finishing my
menses I take a
piece of cloth perfumed with musk and clean my
vagina/puki with it
three times. Why is Intan so blind and arrogant as not
to see that cleaning
the vagina/puki with musk is God's Revelation? Kill
her! Kill Intan!
Forget about science and logic. God's/Allah's
Revelation about musk being
good for the vagina/puki must not be pushed aside. One
day all
those kafir western scientists will find out in their
research that musk
is good for the vagina/puki. Musk will be shown to
have
anti-bacteria properties and have chemicals that
neutralizes the "fishy smell"
that is a women's discharge!
Hassan Omar to Intan :
If we accept that the Prophet is to be the guide as
to the real practice of Islam as required by Allah in
His
Qur'an, then we should try to understand his Sunnah
(practices) don't we? How
to do that if not through the Hadiths? Everybody can
make mistake, but
that's the best line to take if we really care about
what Allah want
from us.
Shrifah :
I am a good sunni. Bukhari did not make any
mistakes. Mr Hassan Omar,
do your wife after finishing her menses take a piece
of cloth perfumed with musk and clean her vagina/puki
with it three
times? Be a good sunni.
Do not be like the GAH animals who call themselves
Muslims and follow only the Quran. Be like me. I am a
good sunni. After
finishing my menses I take a piece of cloth perfumed
with musk and clean
my vagina/puki with it three times. If I do not use
musk I feel unclean.
I feel dirty. God in all His Wisdom has given a
miraculous Revelation
about cleaning vaginas/pukis with musk. We must
enforce this Divine
Ruling from God and make it compulsory for every
Malaysian woman to
use musk in vagina/puki health care. Besides we can
make a
fortune manufacturing vagina/puki musks.
Abdul Rahman wrote :
Becuase the Al Hadeeth is REVELATION FROM GOD, being
it no peeing in holes or dipping flies in tea. You'd
be surpirsed to
know that there is SCIENTIFIC evidence supporting the
practice of
dipping fly in tea and peeing in hole is forbidded
because ANIMALS LIVE in
holes.
Shrifah :
Agreed 100%. Sahih Bukhari is Revelation from God.
After finishing my menses I take a piece of cloth
perfumed with musk
and clean my vagina/puki with it three times.
Therefore this
practice for sunni women is valid and authentic.
Better make sure you
ask your wife to use musk after her menses Abdul
Rahman. Or else you
are not following God's Revelation. We must kill the
GAH bastards. We
must kill them before their dumb mentality spreads. Be
a good sunni. Go
and buy your wife some musk for her vagina/puki. Death
to GAH animals.
Long live Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah. We must kill those
who call themselves
Muslims. In the end we must make sure that even the
wifes of MGG Pilllai
and Lim Kit Siang uses musk after their menses. There
is nothing in
this whole world comparable with the wisdom of Ahlul
Sunnah Wal
Jamaah as per our Sahih Bukhari collection which is
Revelation from
Allah/God. We must convert all kafirs into our
religion and if they refuse we
will use force on the kafirs.
Shrifah :
I am sick of all the GAH animals that promote only
the Quran. Those GAH animals call themselves Muslims
and do not have
any respect for the Sahih Hadiths of Prophet Muhammad
which are also
Revelations from God/Allah. Let me remind the Muslims
(aka GAH
animals) that only the Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah sect is
assured of heaven.
Repent your sins. Come back to the religion of Ahlul
Sunnah Wal
Jamaah. Come back to shitting on two bricks and
washing penises and
testicles with left hand. Come back to using musk for
your women folk.
There is much more revelation and wisdom from
God/Allah in Sahih
Bukhari. Or else we will hunt you down and kill you
all. You murtad bastards.
Ibu Kari wrote:
I'm just extracting your hadeeth sahihs, so that you
can read the ones your ulamaks wouldn't want you to
see. Below is
another hadeeth from your Imam Bukhari. It means that
if your sister /
girlfriend / wife / mother wriggles her ass while
circumbulating your
dinner table, then the end is nigh...
Allah's Apostle said, "The Judgement Day will not be
established till the buttocks of the women of the
tribe of Daus move
while going round Dhi-al-Khalasa." Narrated by Abu
Huraira Sahih
Bukhari Book 9 Number 232
Shrifah:
Ibu Kari, we will hunt you down like an animal and
kill you. We are
talking about Allah's/God's Revelation here. Do not
make fun
of my religion. If Allah/God says that Judgement Day
will come after the
buttocks of the women of the tribe of Daus moves, then
it must be
true.Allah/God never lies. We will hunt you down and
kill you for insulting
our Allah/God. This Revelation from God/Allah goes to
show the
importance of women's buttocks/buntut in determining
the Last
Day. Death to GAH. Death to ibu kari
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