While I occupy an Oregon residence for long periods of time in Your frame of reference and consider it "Home", and would love to get to Portland for the event. I am afraid I will not have returned to Your continuum within the specified time frame and must sadly miss it.
Wildman ----- Original Message ----- From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Sent: Friday, September 11, 2009 8:35 AM Subject: [Papermodels II 39991] OT: Pretend to be a Time Traveller Day It's time (I think) According to the Dresdan Codak web site (an on-line comic strip), tomorrow is Pretend to Be a Time Traveler Day: Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day: this Weekend! Howdy folks, I know it’s a little late notice but PTTBATTD has moved to September 12, though I think we’ll still have a December iteration as in previous years. If you live in Portland, OR, though, you’re in for a treat! I’ve teamed up with Drunken Rampage and they’ve organized a fantastic event this Saturday where we time travelers will be dominating a good section of Northwest. Everyone’s invited to participate; we’ve got some great challenges and events lined up, as well as a good few bars to hide out in after the normals are spooked. Also, there will be several time traveler tour groups, one of which will be led by yours truly. If this sound interesting, check out the site for more details. Even if you’re not in Portland, you are encouraged to pretend to be a time traveler wherever you might confuse people. For new folks, here are the classical rules: Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day You must spend the entire day in costume and character. The only rule is that you cannot actually tell anyone that you are a time traveler. Other than that, anything’s game. There are three possible options: 1) Utopian/cliché Future - “If the Future did a documentary of the last fifty years, this is how badly the reenactors would dress.” Think Star Trek: TNG or the Time Travelers from Hob. Ever see how the society in Futurama sees the 20th century? Run with it. Your job is to dress with moderately anachronistic clothing and speak in slang from varying decades. Here are some good starters: - Greet people by referring to things that don’t yet exist or haven’t existed for a long time. Example: “Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?” “What spectrum will today’s broadcast be in?” and “Your king must be a kindly soul!” - Show extreme ignorance in operating regular technology. Pay phones should be a complete mystery (try placing the receiver in odd places). Chuckle knowingly at cell phones. 2) Dystopian Future - This one offers a little more flexibility. It can be any kind of future from Terminator to Freejack. The important thing to remember is dress like a crazy person with armor. Black spray painted football pads, high tech visors, torn up trenchcoats and maybe even some dirt here or there. Remember, dystopian future travelers are very startled that they’ve gone back in time. Some starters: - If you go the “prisoner who’s escaped the future” try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you’ve never seen it before. - Walk up to random people and say “WHAT YEAR IS THIS?” and when they tell you, get quiet and then say “Then there’s still time!” and run off. - Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell “NOOOOOOOOO” - Stare at newspaper headlines and look astonished. - Take some trinket with you (it can be anything really), hand it to some stranger, along with a phone number and say “In thirty years dial this number. You’ll know what to do after that.” Then slip away. 2) The Past - This one is more for beginners. Basically dress in period clothing (preferably Victorian era) and stagger around amazed at everything. Since the culture’s set in place already, you have more of a template to work off of. Some pointers: - Airplanes are terrifying. Also, carry on conversations with televisions for a while. - Discover and become obsessed with one trivial aspect of technology, like automatic grocery doors. Stay there for hours playing with it. - Be generally terrified of people who are dressed immodestly compared to your era. Tattoos and shorts on women are especially scary. JoeG ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.409 / Virus Database: 270.13.89/2360 - Release Date: 09/10/09 11:29:00 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Papermodels II" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/papermodels?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
