CUTE & love the Enterprise joke! :D deb :)
On Tue, May 7, 2013 at 10:00 PM, Bones <[email protected]> wrote: > Simple but interesting meerkat here.. > > http://www.wowow.co.jp/documentary/bbc/paper.html > > Bones > -- > Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a > light bulb? > A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in > the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send > Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim > that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking > around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains > that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at > the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb > from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. > Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers > beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply > killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. > As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, > Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must > warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon > and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have > just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been > given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted > and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission > > > -- > This message has been scanned for viruses and > dangerous content by MailScanner, and is > believed to be clean. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Papermodels II" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. > > > -- If you text me, I won't answer because I don't have texting on my phone. Just fyi. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Papermodels II" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
