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How Does Santa Do It?
22-Dec-2006
He does it with quantum physics Some of us are skeptical about whether
traditional Christmas symbols such angels really exist. Kids are find it hard
to believe that Santa Claus could deliver presents to millions of homes and
children in just one night. But there's a scientific explanation for this.
Engineer Larry Silverberg says is plausible science that could allow Santa to
pull off this magical feat year after year. You just have to realize that Santa
and his elves are quantum physicists, who have advanced knowledge of
electromagnetic waves, the space/time continuum, nanotechnology, genetic
engineering and computer science. Silverberg is not so naïve as to think that
Santa and his reindeer can travel approximately 200 million square miles
making stops in some 80 million homesin one night. Instead, he posits that
Santa uses time travel: he uses his knowledge of the space/time continuum to
form what Silverberg calls "relativity clouds." He says, "Based on his
advanced knowledge of the theory of relativity, Santa recognizes that time can
be stretched like a rubber band, that space can be squeezed like an orange and
that light can be bent. Relativity clouds are controllable domainsrips in
timethat allow him months to deliver presents while only a few minutes pass on
Earth. The presents are truly delivered in a wink of an eye." And there's
really no need for Santa to enter the house via chimney. Rather, the same
relativity cloud that allows Santa to deliver presents in what seems like a
wink of an eye is also used to "morph" Santa into people's homes.
Hmmm
traveling through walls is something that many people have reported seeing
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