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-----Original Message----- From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 14 Apr 2009 06:27:31 To: <[email protected]>; <[email protected]> Subject: Fw: [litigasi_recovery_cc] Fw: Cancel your credit card before you die Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Sinyal Bagus XL, Nyambung Teruuusss...! ---------------- From: Harry Imam Date: Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:50:02 -0700 (PDT) To: Harry Imam<[email protected]> Subject: [litigasi_recovery_cc] Fw: Cancel your credit card before you die Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange : Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank: 'Either report her account to f! rauds di vision or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Citibank: 'Excuse me?' Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?' Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.' Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given) Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' Family Member: 'Sure.'! (Fax nu mber was given ) After they get the fax : Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.' Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.' Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.' (What is wrong with these people?!?) Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' Citibank: 'That might help...' Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.' Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!' Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???' Priceless!! Have you wondered why Citi is going broke and needs the feds to bail them out!! ------------------------------------ =================================================================== Telah Terbit majalah PARENTS GUIDE edisi APRIL 2009 KOMUNIKASI DENGAN ANAK ITU MUDAH! Komunikasi adalah kunci untuk mendidik si buah hati. Berkomunikasi dengan si kecil bukan hal yang sulit asal Anda mau melatih dan mempraktikkannya. Simak kiat-kiat berkomunikasi efektif dengan si kecil di majalah Parents Guide edisi April 2009. Simak juga bahasan menarik lain : - 9 Penyebab Perdarahan Pada Kehamilan - Kenali Asma Pada Anak Sejak Dini - Temukan Gaya Belajar Buah Hati Anda - Parents Story: Kujalani 3 Jenis Kanker dengan Penuh Keikhlasan SIMAK JUGA MAJALAH HIPOO UNTUK SI BALITA Tema HIPOO edisi April 2009 ini "KELUARGAKU" Ikuti HIPOO CARNIVAL Bazaar. Art Craft. Mini Studio. Kids Performance. Games Entertainment. Talkshow: "Deteksi Dini Keterlambatan dan Tumbuh Kembang Anak Usia Balita." Sabtu, 25 April 2009. Pukul 09.00-12.00 WIB DOLANAN Preschool & Kindergarten: Jl Dharmawangsa IX No. 112 A Jaksel. Tiket Rp 30.000. INFO TIKET DAN LANGGANAN MAJALAH HUBUNGI: Emma di (021) 70408785, 527 7302 Segera dapatkan PARENTS GUIDE edisi APRIL 2009 di agen majalah dan toko buku terkemuka di kota Anda. Baca daftar isinya di http://www.parents.co.id/dsp_tocfeb07.phpYahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/parentsguide/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/parentsguide/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
