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*Andrew Mkhondo* *Daily Sun* Reporter "*NO s...@x BEFORE MARRIAGE"* Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. *"So what do I do first?"* His father: *"Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."* 5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. *"She's naked and in bed,what do I do now?"* His father can't believe what he is hearing, *"Take your damn clothes* *off and get into bed with her."* After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again. "*Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"* His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, *"Sh$t son, do I have to* *spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees.* *Good night!!!"* Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again. *"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"* *"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"* *O TLO NYELA OFOUNE GAPE, JOU* *SHI'T* This email, sent at *12:18:12* on *2010-07-23* from * [email protected]* to *[email protected]* has been scanned for viruses and malware by Mimecast, an innovator in software as a service (SaaS) for business. Click here to view our legal notice<http://mail11.mimecast.co.za/mimecast/click?account=CSA5A50&code=e4dd3cc7f2385cdf93b332866313e914> This email is considered a business record and is therefore property of Legal Aid South Africa. This email, and any files transmitted with it are confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. This communication represents the originator's personal views and opinions, which do not necessarily reflect those of Legal Aid South Africa. If you are not the original recipient or the person responsible for delivering the email to the intended recipient, be advised that you have this email in error, and that any use, dissemination, forwarding, printing, or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If you received this email in error, please immediately notify [email protected] <[email protected]> Thank You. *Tel*: 012 424 6259 *Cell*: 083 3185 314 *Fax*: 012 424 6309 13 Umgazi Street, Menlo Park, Pretoria *Give me news. Crime, especially!* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This email and its contents are subject to an email legal notice that can be viewed at: http://www.naspers.com/email/disclaimer.html Should you be unable to access the link provided, please email us for a copy at [email protected]. Hierdie e-pos en sy inhoud is onderhewig aan 'n regskennisgewing oor elektroniese pos wat gelees kan word by http://www.naspers.com/epos/vrywaring.html 'n Afskrif kan aangevra word by [email protected]. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Sending your posting to [email protected] Unsubscribe by sending an email to [email protected] You can also visit http://groups.google.com/group/payco Visit our website at www.mayihlome.wordpress.com
