"Outpuke" is now called Entourage if you're 
curious....

Clarisworks is a good office suite (now 
Appleworks). Very Classic Macintoshy, as Claris 
were one of the main companies who supplied Mac 
software.

(I'm not gonna get kicked for bein the catalyst 
for this particular thread am i?)

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From:   Bruce Johnson
Sent:   16 February 2004 23:12
To:     PCI PowerMacs
Subject:        [PCI] Re: controversial views??


On Feb 16, 2004, at 3:56 PM, Andy G wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:18:56 -0000, David P
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> I'm trying to "de-Microsoft" my Mac...
>
>
> Ok - I'm going to stick my neck out here, I 
foretell much sucking of
> breath and muttering in the dark corners of the 
[PCI] list but to Hell
> with it ;)
>
> I'm a firm believer in using the best 
application for the job.
> If this means using an M$ app then so be it.
> As far as I'm concerned one of the best things 
that M$ has ever done is
> the Office suite.
> I'm not talking the extended bloatware that the 
new Office 11 has
> become
> but the key apps - Excel, Powerpoint, Word & 
Outlook.

In general Office is a prime example of why 
Monopolies Are Bad.

It is a bloated, buggy, low quality product that 
gets along in the
market only because people are scared to change, 
and because of that it
has no real competition anymore. Were there real 
competition I suspect
it would be very, very good. Microsoft *used* to 
be able to do that.

Excel, alone, rocks (and remember, it was the 
spreadsheet that
accountants were buying Macs to get back when it 
was Mac only) and is,
imo, the only really 'top of it's class' 
application Microsoft has done
for the Mac (or the PC for that matter), but it's 
bloating out pretty
fast.

It's too bad Apple dumped Resolve; that was good 
spreadsheet app; I
have an old copy I still use it on my laptop.

Word is adequate (imo Word 3 was the high point 
of that app as a fast,
intuitive and usable word processor).

Again, there aren't real competitors out there.

People use Word, not because Word is all that 
great, but because
'everybody else has it'. (If only Novell hadn't 
completely borked Word
Perfect, then sold it to the soulless heathens at 
Corel to die a
lingering death, we might still have some 
competition for Word.) Back
when Word and WordPerfect were going 'mano a 
mano', both companies were
forced to make their products better, not just 
bigger.

I cannot count the number of graduate students 
who have come to us,
sometimes in tears, because Word decided to barf 
all over their thesis
or dissertation because Word is not meant for 
long, complex documents.

Powerpoint sucks giant green donkey ones.

Keynote is so much better than Powerpoint it's 
not even funny. Just
about anything is so much better than Powerpoint 
it's not funny.

Crayons on a white board are better.

Powerpoint is an app that's been 'enhanced' by a 
lodge brother with a
case of the Handyman's secret weapon.

Powerpoint is the picture in the dictionary next 
to the word "kludge".

Powerpoint still exists only because MS has 
driven any other competitor
out of business. I suspect that the dotcom crash 
wasn't caused by
anything other than continual exposure to 
Powerpoint sapping the minds
of businessmen.

Milk sours when exposed to Powerpoint, and small 
children scream in
terror.

I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that 
Powerpoint has some hand in
global warming, the heartbreak of psoriasis, the 
break-up of the
Beatles and the death of Elvis. (yes, decades 
before it even existed it
was extending it's evil influence over the 
world!)

(you might have gotten the impression that I 
don't like that program
very much, and you would be correct...)

When Open Office finally gets ported to the Mac, 
it's should be a
serious contender to MS Office.

It won't. of course. On the PC the main reason 
people don't switch is
that 'It's not MS Office.' and they're terrified 
of changing; I expect
nothing more of the Mac market, even though 98% 
of then could switch
and almost never notice it.

But it's free, it's *very* powerful and it even 
has stuff that Office
doesn't, like a decent drawing application, and 
PDF output without
paying for Adobe Acrobat.

(and it doesn't eat it's own files like Office 
does, and even opens
files Office cannot, like the aforementioned 
self-eaten files) Why big
corporations aren't telling MS to stuff it and 
going for the free
alternative, I have no clue. Perhaps it's all 
that exposure to
Powerpoint presentations...

Outpuke, is, well Outpuke. The application that 
has facilitated a
thousand viruses onto the world gets no quarter 
from me.

(And don't EVEN get me started on Access...trust 
me, it's truly a
blessing that MS hasn't ported that obscenity to 
the Mac.)

> --
Bruce Johnson
University of Arizona
College of Pharmacy
Information Technology Group

Institutions do not have opinions, merely customs


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