Of course, if the Mac is not only Jewish but observant (and why wouldn't it be?), it will automatically shutdown for the Sabbath at 18 minutes before sundown on Friday evening, and it will never, ever accept spam!
[Do I need to add, <grin>...] -- Joshua On 6/8/05 3:31 PM, "David Elmo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> From: David Dierlam <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> --- I have invested in a Yosemite Mac and am having >> trouble trying to figure out which ram is for my >> machine. OWC says I need 168 pin SDRAM. Now I see all >> these vendors selling 256mb 168 pin SDRAM and I wonder >> if they'll fit. They say Compaq, IBM, etc. > > A "Yosemite" computer? Yosemite, vegemite? A Jewish computer! That's what it > must be. I did not think there could be? But I like the idea of this. I > suppose the alert notices that come up read something like: "Hey, you didn't > shut down properly this computer already!" and "Have patience already, a > file is being copied from this folder" and "Don't be a schmuck, a folder is > already named this..." and in the help files, advice would include things > like "This computer which your good Ma and Pa worked so hard to maybe give > you..." > > David Elmo > -- PCI-PowerMacs is sponsored by <http://lowendmac.com/> and... Small Dog Electronics http://www.smalldog.com | Refurbished Drives | -- Sonnet & PowerLogix Upgrades - start at $169 | & CDRWs on Sale! | Support Low End Mac <http://lowendmac.com/lists/support.html> PCI-PowerMacs list info: <http://lowendmac.com/lists/pci-powermacs.shtml> --> AOL users, remove "mailto:"; Send list messages to: <mailto:[email protected]> To unsubscribe, email: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> For digest mode, email: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subscription questions: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Archive:<http://www.mail-archive.com/pci-powermacs%40mail.maclaunch.com/> iPod Accessories for Less at 1-800-iPOD.COM Fast Delivery, Low Price, Good Deal www.1800ipod.com
