Intelligence Test
OK, relax, clear mind and ... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give
up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
yourself. If you said, "bread," go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk" please
do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children's
World." If you said, "water" then proceed to
question three.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made of glass. If you said
"green bricks," what the heck are you still doing
here reading these questions????? Dang..... If you
said "glass," then go on to question four.
4. It's twenty years ago, a plane is flying at
20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall,
Germany at the time was politically divided into
West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the
flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot,
realizing that the last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time
and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no
man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or
West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you
must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.
Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you
said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the
next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a
degree every minute then how many degrees will the
hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
anything other than "one degree," you are to be
congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in
and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the
final question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six
people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In
Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
Swansea, three people get off and five people get
on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the
name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU,
Read the first line!!!
Humbling isn't it?
Remember, I only sent this to my intelligent friends
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