No reverence!
No mercy!
Nothing much to offer!
No Web Site!
Do you intrude on everything with your loud, obnoxious, intimidating camera
with motor drive and whirring autofocus? Have you been kicked out of
symphonies for inappropriate rewinding? Has Sean Penn ever swung at you and
your camera? Have you ruined your daughter's piano recital by shooting 36
consecutive frames of her approaching the piano? Were you asked to leave
your mother's funeral for burning up a roll during the moment of silence?
Well, you should have been, you lout!
You should also join the Intrusive Photographers Guild, and EMBRACE your
loutishness, your battery-dependence, your lust for even more frames per
second! Join us as we celebrate our insensitivity! Proudly bear the banner
of brashness!
Members who insist on repeatedly using a high-powered flash during a
circumcision qualify for the title of Dangerously Intrusive Photographer.
Apply now!
Doug "You knew this was coming" Brewer
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