Nice thing about this set of instructions is, once you finish all this
you'll have a nice carrying case for your new Optio-S!

keith whaley

Mark Roberts wrote:
> 
> How to Unsubscribe.
> 
> Materials you will need:
> 
> 1 chicken (deceased)
> 1 roll of duct tape
> 1 roll of clear plastic sheeting
> 1 mojo hand
> 1 SMC Takumar 50mm f1.4 (radioactive version)
> 1 roll of baling wire
> 1 box of Altoids mints
> 1 candle
> 1 cell phone
> 
> Procedure:
> 
> Use duct tape to secure chicken to a roof-top lightning rod. Place a
> quantity of the plastic sheeting under the chicken. Connect end of
> baling wire to chicken and run it down the side of the building to a
> convenient location of the unsubscribe ceremony. Connect other end of
> wire to SMC Takumar lens. Place candle on lens. Light candle. Walk
> around candle and lens backwards 13 times while chanting "666". Sit down
> (in full lotus position) before candle and lens. Place one Altoid mint
> in mouth. Relax. Then use cell phone to call Doug Brewer (dial his
> number using the mojo hand) and have him unsubscribe your email address
> from the list.
> 
> --
> Mark Roberts
> Photography and writing
> www.robertstech.com

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