That reminds me of the old joke. An advert in the personal section, "Wanted, new wife. Must have outborad motor. Send photograph of motor."
Cheers -- Jon Relax! Take life as it comes, you can't chase the sun, you can't race the wind. On Wed, 28 May 2003 18:45:18 -0400, Paul Stenquist wrote: > > >Christian Skofteland wrote: >when I got back my wife had >>>spilled a quarter of a gallon of milk on my new book that >>>previously was in >>>mint condition. I say it again, what do you do? >>> >>>a deeply disapointed Paul >> > >This one is easy. Get a new wife and a new book. Make sure the >former is >in mint condition. >Paul >

