Do they have trailer parks in Oz?
Sounds like you got sucked into a White Trash Trailer Park Vortex of Hell!
I think that tvv has some real competition for the Worst Wedding of All Time competition.
BTW, anyone out there ever seen Trailer Park Boys on cable? Takes place in Nova Scotia, Canada, where most of my family is from. Some have even lived in trailer parks, but as far as I know, they've never met Ricky or Bubbles. If you ever get a chance to see TPB's, do so, it's a great spoof on reality TV series.
cheers, frank
"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
From: "Tanya Mayer Photography" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Tanya drives 3 hours to wedding location, through torrential rain, and silt
covered and flooding roads (BARELY made it through - 1 metre high water at
one point). Tanya arrives at wedding location to find one very overweight
bride (she wasn't anywhere near as big when I met her a year ago) and 2 very
overweight bridesmaids - the weight thing isn't an issue, and please no one
be offended, but they were all squeezed into STRAPLESS dresses, about 4
sizes too small and were "spilling" out everywhere, iykwim? Tanya also
finds a groom with NO TEETH!!! (Actually, he had ONE tooth which was BLACK),
who had a massive hangover and spent the entire day threatening to vomit and
burping through the whole ceremony (btw, he DID vomit later on, thankfully
not whilst my camera was pointed at him - I have a bit of a thing about
vomit and I would have ended up joining him had I seen/heard it)... Ok, so
as well, as their charming attire, the bridesmaids accessoriesed with
TATOOS - real ones, down their arms and one even had a big set of blue/black
angel wings in the middle of her BACK!!!
It gets worse...
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