There is a town in Southern Germany called, Wank. JFK got gently laughed at for his famous "Ich bin ein Berliner" line. (In German a Berliner is a doughnut.)
It's a pity (insert name of least favourite politician here) doesn't go to Wank and tell the world what they already know. Peter ++++ Actually, it's a jelly-filled doughnut. Usually very good, too. Larry (who was living in Heidelberg when JFK made his momentous Berlin speech)

