> > Bumper sticker: "If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of > meat?"
Yet another good bumper-sticker slogan butchered (sic) by the sub-editor.
The right slogan:
If we're not supposed to eat *people*, why are they made of meat?
Or, in the Flanders & Swann version (which predates any bumper-sticker):
If the Juju had meant us not to eat people,
He wouldn't have made us of meat!
As far as I can tell this is the original, from their 1956 review.

