Tanya, Do you have any suggestions as to where I can get a piece of carton suitable for this? Also tips for the anaesthetic are most welcome.
On Mon, 2004-02-09 at 04:18, Tanya Mayer Photography wrote: > Ok, so this is totally off topic - but things have been a bit subdued here > the past few days, and so I thought I would inject a bit of humour... > > Mapson posted his version of a chain letter the other day, it was very > funny, and I had in fact seen it before and laughed about it a few times... > > BUT, I just received this one (from my DAD believe it or not AND he is an > Army Major! lol, What a thing for an Army Major to email to his daughter!), > which I haven't seen previously, and thought it was so funny, I couldn't > resist posting it here... > > It may offend some who don't have a decent sense of humour so don't read on, > if you don't want a laugh... > > I'm going to forward it for my hubby, maybe he'll then give me some peace > for a while! lol... (sorry, too much information, I know!) > > tan.... here 'tis... > > "Subject: SEC: UNCLASSIFIED:-its about time - At last!! A decent chain > letter. As opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid > schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this > e-mail to 9 of your mates. > > INSTRUCTIONS; > Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget > some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at > the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and > you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, > among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models 463 wild > nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms and > 40,198 bi-sexual women. > > In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and > tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your > original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you. > > DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER. > One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his > friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent > her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial > expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd > been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with > his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am > sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already > received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. > Outside his ward are 452 more packages. > > YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL > This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No > expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only > interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy > mother-in- law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do > not hesitate.....send this letter today to 9 of your best friends. > > PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner. > > PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can > prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon under-take. > -- Frits W�thrich <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
